What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:45

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.